we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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