...so i touched it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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