Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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