this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
