i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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