i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
