For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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