Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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