HIV tests are more positive than that guy
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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