I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
