i permit you to call me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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