fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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