i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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