Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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