1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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