do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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