it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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