Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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