I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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