Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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