Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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