Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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