I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
why didn't you poke me back
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just high enough for therapy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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