there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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