we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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