Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize