But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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