so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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