Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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