It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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