There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Rumble strips road head = magical
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize