Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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