trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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