He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So much rum. So many feels.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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