What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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