She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You were trust falling into bushes
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