is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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