She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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