sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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