I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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