Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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