Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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