But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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