So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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