We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was