New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
