Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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