i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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