I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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