I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Randomize
