Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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