so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
NoShamevember. You game?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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