so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
as a side note pls kill me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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