How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm bleeding and have questions
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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