I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I will die if light touches me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.