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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(734): Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses http://tfl.nu/u4m4

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just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(610): just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating... http://tfl.nu/t9b4

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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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(484): i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman. http://tfl.nu/dzx3

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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.

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(203): It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton. http://tfl.nu/85qb

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

can you come get me at the bar

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ill be there in 10 min

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can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

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(570): can you come get me at the bar (301): ill be there in 10 min (570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home http://tfl.nu/der9

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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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(763): I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not. http://tfl.nu/gu0c

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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.

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(203): Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester. http://tfl.nu/4eoz

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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.

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(916): She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk. http://tfl.nu/9b1u

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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.

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(515): you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation. http://tfl.nu/yqu2

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(614): View more from Ohio

ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund

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(614): ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund http://tfl.nu/czuk

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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.

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(214): She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box. http://tfl.nu/8utv

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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.

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(862): I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated. http://tfl.nu/6ujy

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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.

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After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.

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(414): You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze. (414): After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned. http://tfl.nu/wsrv

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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night

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(401): I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night http://tfl.nu/cz9o

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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.

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(207): Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked. http://tfl.nu/4t3j

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