So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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